fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
he may be a ninety six year old soviet master assassin sniper with two dozen confirmed political kills that could kill me with the littlest finger on his bionic metal arm in my sleep but he is too precious for this world and must be protected at all costs
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via thewaking)
Literally the most important thing you will read today.
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
#they were there after Allison’s death#they saw what it did to her#constantly plucking strings and showing up at random places#just to hear her one more time#they can’t let it happen again#she was getting#not better#but okay#she was getting there#and now they’re back at square one#they’ve only known each other for a few scant months#but they would do anything#just to make her okay again (via actualhumanallisonargent)